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Taliban Surrender

T A L I B A N
S U R R E N D E R


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This site contains my version of the Cheap Trick song "Surrender", with lyrics changed to reflect recent events. I hope you enjoy this "Weird Al" type of creativity.

Click here for the lyrics to the original song


Dubya told ya', yes he told ya our wish would come true...
He also told you "run away, you're in for a boxing match"
Just today I heard about the fall of Kandahar, the Talibani skunks are going dowwwwwwn...

Dubya said fight, Rummy did right
The outcome was very clear...
Surrender, Surrender.. 'cause you'll never get away, ay, ay

Allah says "Go fly a kite! Your butt is now in a sling"
He told Mohammed: "Share the word of good and decent things"
Now it's too bad you took Islam and used it to wage war
But spreading love is now a job for only Richard Gere...

Dubya said fight, Rummy did right
The outcome was very clear...
Surrender, Surrender.. 'cause you'll never get away, ay, ay

Dubya told the Taliban that they had much to fear
Helicopters, Daisy Cutters, COMSAT imag'ry
Now you woke us, gave us focus, made us scream and shout
Polling numbers, Dubya has, leave us little doubt...

Dubya said fight, Rummy did right
The outcome was very clear...
Surrender, Surrender.. 'cause you'll never get away, ay, ay

Away
Away

Surrender, Surrender.. 'cause you'll never get away, ay, ay
Surrender, Surrender.. 'cause you'll never get away, ay, ay
Surrender, Surrender.. 'cause you'll never get away, ay, ay
Surrender, Surrender.. 'cause you'll never get away, ay, ay
Surrender, Surrender.. 'cause you'll never get away, ay, ay
Surrender, Surrender.. 'cause you'll never get away, ay, ay
Surrender, Surrender.. 'cause you'll never get away, ay, ay


Original lyrics written by Rick Nielsen of Cheap Trick.